Nightblogging the Musical
more like me the musical
I lost my shit at “what if you peed out of your nose.”
where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
we ran out of allowed number of posts
God, Im at Burger King and Im pretty sure the lady behind the counter is about to call 911
this song is never old
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.